Sue Darby, MOS

Even Santa should have a good resume. This was a sample resume created to make clients and co-workers alike smile at the collection of skills that Kris Kringle has.

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Kris Kringle

Phone: (555) GOOD-KID

North Pole

E-mail:santa@santaclaus.com

Objective: To obtain a full time position in Upper Management

Qualifications Summary

• Twinkling eyes, merry dimples
• Cheeks like roses, nose like a cherry
• Little round belly that shakes when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly
• Knowledgeable connoisseur of milk and cookies
• Works extremely well with every culture and background on the planet
• Experienced in care, feeding and direction of reindeer

Relevant Skills and Experience

CEO

• Over 100 years experience supervising indeterminate number of employees
• Known for highest toy production rates on the globe
• Maintains production for constantly increasing clientele base
• Consistent timely production rates
• Provided compassionate work environment for height challenged

Analysis

• Knows when clients are sleeping
• Knows when clients are awake
• Knows who has been bad or good

Time Management

• Utilizes reverse time management to accomplish undetermined number of tasks in a single day
• Maintains strict production schedule
• Excellent project management skills
• Willing odd and unusual hours including holidays

Relevant Work/Volunteer Experience

Santa Claus North Pole Toy Factory North Pole

Education & Training

PhD Child Psychology World University

References: Available upon request